Well, it seems that my bitchy karma has come back to bite me in the ass. I had a stroke/TIA on Friday, which compromised the writing/speaking (SPELLING omg) portion of my brain. And yes, I’m only 28.

So anyway. I know I’ve been neglecting this site, and I want to get back into updating it, but it will definitely not be for a couple of days, at least.

I will still be looking for heinous examples of grammar and spelling in the hospital, though…treasure trove!

Beth

Thanks a lot, CBS.

Submitted by Jake, who finally figured out how to use the TIVO to do this! Yay!

And by “sometimes” I mean “WAY TOO MUCH omg.”

Another disturbing entry. This one is from William, who says

A very shameful sign from the University of Pittsburgh. Found in the parking lot behind the Sennot Square Building.

Shameful is certainly the right word. It makes me avert my eyes in mortification.

I think it just makes it sadder that they got “owner’s” right.

Why would anyone do this to sweet little bunnies?! WHY?

Bethie is also appears to be at a loss for words with this one.

Clearly, Bethie is a glutton for punishment. I personally try to sit very still at all times with a paper bag over my head so I don’t run into this sort of thing. She says:

I tried playing this Zombie Inglor game on Yahoo! games, but the punctuation & spelling errors made me quit. Also, it takes too long. However..

Read what the “little girl” is saying there. Enjoy!

Zombie games: +10. Zombie games with an inability to pluralize words: -500.

And just because it’s Friday and this week has kicked my ass, here are some zombie kitty pictures from I Can Has Cheezburger. (I like kittehs.)