FedEx’s international shipment screen has a helpful little help box to explain Pro Forma Invoices. Unfortunately I still don’t know what the f they are because I’ve been laughing at this error (it *is* an error, right? I’m not missing something huge?).

Thanks Carole!

So this one time, three weeks ago, a valet in Miami Beach managed to get my car into a minor MINOR collison with a passing truck, and then chased said truck through Miami Beach, at which point the super-not-so-helpful Miami Beach public safety people informed me that there was no recourse for me because everyone had different stories and the valet left the scene of the accident.

Anyway, I’m requesting that the valet company/property management people reimburse me for the repairs to my vehicle. They DID give me this ticket when I handed over my keys, supposedly absolving themselves of responsibility, but I think that it’s null and void because of the missing apostrophe, right? No legal standing! 

My brother suggested I take my case to Judge Judy….not sure how she feels about grammar, though.

N.B. This post was written while the author was under the influence of Nyquil. In the middle of the day. In case something seems off-ish.

Janelle sends in this fantastic poster from a bar in Toronto. She says:

This one hurts me physically. Although, apparently I am a glutton for punishment, because I really want to see the menu!

Ah, Janelle, we should be friends. We’re obviously both grammar masochists.

I’ll give them a SMALL break on misspelling karaoke. I mean, that word’s hard! And they probably don’t have a dictionary.

I am celebrating with blingees!